W: I saw a really big garbage can!
Me: You did? Where did you see it at?
W: At my work.
Me: Oh really? Where do you work?
W: In L--- F---, like you do, mommy.
Me: We work near each other?! I love that! What do you do at work?
W: Lot of stuff.
“I don’t use toothpaste on Thursday nights.”
We went to “meet the teacher” night at W’s preschool. It was extremely crowded and W was very overwhelmed. Eventually, most people left and W had a chance to talk to Miss Cassie. We had just eaten dinner before rushing out the door. At one point, W started wiggling and told Miss Cassie, “it feels like I have crumbs on my butt.” :|
“I used to work, but now I’m retired.”
There’s an annoying dog across the street and he’s constantly barking. When W hears him, he’ll yell, “Woof it down!”. I think it’s W’s version of shut up and it always make me laugh.
For some reason, W thinks the past tense of “eat” is “ote”. I ote a lot at dinner tonight…
W: Mommy, I made this for you!
Me: Thank you! I love it! What did you draw?
W: That’s W, that’s mommy, and that’s Addie peeing.